Lady of the Dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
She won't, she won't
Sing at you, I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
I will, I will
Cuz I love, love
Cuz I love, love
You better than
You better than
My darkest sin:
Russian hookers
And cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
(Puff) Mary (puff) Jane (pu-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
(Puff in) Mary (puff out) Jane (u-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
She won't, she won't
So if you have fear
Of Apollo, sit on my lyre and
Play him like a piano man
I will, I will
Cuz I love, love
Cuz I love, love
You better than
You better than
My darkest sin:
Russian hookers
And cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
(Puff) Mary (puff) Jane (pu-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
(Puff in) Mary (puff out) Jane (u-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen... Mary Jane Holland
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight (I think we'd)
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
(Puff) Mary (puff) Jane (pu-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
(Puff in) Mary (puff out) Jane (u-uff) Holland, whoooh-whooo
Mary Jane Holland, whoooh-whooo
Mary Jane Holland, whoooh-whooo
