Weird Al Yankovic - First World Problems: lyrics de la chanson

My maid is cleaning my bathroom,
So I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts
getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu,
Cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread,
Didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out
in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet
small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
Don't they know how to text?
OMG!
I got

First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems

I bought too many groceries
for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name,
I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials,
can't – I'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge
ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother
to make a design in the foam
on the top of my vanilla latte

First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems

Can't remember
which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge,
now I gotta brush my teeth
like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets
has got me itching
My house is so big,
I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something
I didn't even need just
so I could qualify
for free shipping on Amazon

First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems